.001 – Welcome to the Bro Blog

May 18, 2008

So, I have come to realize lately that the english language is slowly being eroded into nothingness, well, not nothingness so much but just a variety of dialects that are just crap. All sorts of varieties of terribleness can be found across the country, from ebonics to a good ol’ hillbilly sister lovin’ mountain language. I’ve always wanted to meet someone who talked like Jodie Foster in “Nell”, really I just want to get with a hot girl who has never heard of chlamydia, but I digress.

Welcome to the Bro Blog, every week I am going to expand upon the bro-language and give an insightful wife-beater wearing brospective on society. Feel free to e-mail me any questions or broments you might have at thebroblog@gmail.com.